Warlock Joe's Dungeon for Babies

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Warlock Joe, aka Josiah Darksoul (not his real name), is an epic-level magic-user who has transcended such paltry things as life and death and space and time. Now, he amuses himself by building dungeons and luring adventurers and monsters into it for fun. Joe is concerned about the youths. He is worried, in these changing times, that the next generation of adventures will come of age without ever having set foot into a dungeon, much less one containing a dragon! He aims to ensure that grim future never comes to pass, by creating an introductory dungeon for 4 LVL 1 PCs. 


*GMs eyes only below*

A forest clearing with an ancient tree. At its base, a dank cave entrance with a sign, reading: “Warlock Joe’s Dungeon for Babies!”

• When the PCs approach, a Simulacrum of Warlock Joe welcomes the PC to the wonderful world of fantasy adventure!

• Joe explains the goal is to traverse the dungeon and vanquish the treasure-hoarding dragon!

• As they go in, Joe will give a Dungeoneer’s Pack to any PC who doesn’t already have one. One of the packs contains a map of the dungeon.

It is four squares connected by a straight line, reading: “BATTLE ➡ NEGOTIATION ➡ TRAP ➡ BOSS & TREASURE”.




Adventure by WATCHERDM

*This adventure comes in the .pdf format*


A Kiss To Build A Dream On is unofficial Content permitted under the Open Game License. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC.

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