F*ck Me Sharp Edge Dice Set

  • Starlight Nebula sharp edge dice set with rainbow foil bursts and gold numbering for tabletop games
  • Nimbus Noir sharp edge dice set with smoky dark foil and gold numbering for DnD
  • Nimbus Noir 8 piece sharp edge dice set displayed on a wooden dice box with smoky dark resin and gold numbering for DnD & TTRPGs
  • Six galaxy‑themed Fuck Dice D20s, pink, red, teal and blue translucent resin with gold numbers and profanity faces, limited edition by Only Crits.
  • Azure Abyss sharp edge dice set with glowing blue foil and gold numbering for tabletop gaming
  • Azure Abyss sharp-edge D20 from the Fck Me Dice Set, translucent blue resin with gold numbering and 'Fck You' lettering
  • Celestial Heart sharp edge dice set with pink foil and gold numbering, perfect for RPG fans
  • Celestial Heart sharp-edge D20 from the Fck Me Dice Set, pink resin with gold numbering and 'Fck You' lettering
  • Chromatic Blood sharp edge dice set with vivid red foil and gold numbering for dice collectors
  • Chromatic Blood sharp-edge D20 from the Fck Me Dice Set, red resin with silver numbering and 'Fck You' lettering
  • Corrupted Cobalt sharp edge dice set with shimmering blue foil and gold numbering
  • Corrupted Cobalt sharp-edge D20 from the Fck Me Dice Set, multicolor dark resin with gold numbering and 'Fck Me' lettering
  • Corrupted Meadow sharp edge dice set with green & black foil swirl and gold numbering
  • Close-up of the Corrupted Meadow D20 from the Fck Me Sharp Edge Dice Set, green resin with shimmering inclusions, copper numbering, and 'Fck You' lettering
  • Dragon Eye Green sharp edge dice set with emerald foil and gold numbering for RPG adventures
  • Close-up of the Dragon Eye Red D20 from the Fck Me Sharp Edge Dice Set, transparent red resin with fiery red swirl inside, gold numbering, and 'Fck You' lettering
  • Dragon Eye Red sharp edge dice set with fiery red foil and gold numbering for TTRPGs
  • Close-up of the Dragon Eye Red D20 from the Fck Me Sharp Edge Dice Set, transparent red resin with fiery red swirl inside, gold numbering, and 'Fck You' lettering
  • Nimbus Noir sharp edge dice set with smoky dark foil and gold numbering for DnD
  • Nimbus Noir sharp-edge D20 from the Fck Me Dice Set, smoky black translucent resin with gold numbering and 'Fck You' lettering
  • Sage’s Emerald sharp edge dice set with deep green foil and white numbering for RPG sessions
  • Sage’s Emerald sharp-edge D20 from the Fck Me Dice Set, green resin with silver numbering and 'Fck You' lettering
  • Starlight Nebula sharp-edge D20 from the Fck Me Dice Set, shimmering teal resin with gold numbering and 'Fck You' lettering
  • Supernova Remnant sharp edge dice set with cosmic blend of red and blue foil with gold numbering
  • Supernova Remnant sharp-edge D20 from the Fck Me Dice Set, deep black resin with gold numbering and 'Fck You' lettering
  • Turquoise Soul sharp-edge D20 from the Fck Me Dice Set, shimmering turquoise resin with silver numbering and 'Fck You' lettering
  • Turquoise Soul sharp edge dice set with shimmering teal foil and white numbering for DnD & TTRPGs
  • Violet Beam sharp edge dice set with shimmering blue foil and silver numbering
  • Violet Beam sharp-edge D20 from the Fck Me Dice Set, purple resin with silver numbering and 'Fck You' lettering
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Free Returns

24/7 Support

Description

Kickstarter-Backed Quality: Funded through our second campaign, supported by over 1,000 backers. Learn More

Each 1D20 includes a 1 "F*CK ME / F*CK YOU" D20 or 1 "F*CK / YEET" D20

Each 8 piece dice collection includes an Exquisite Only Crits Box.

F*ck Me Sharp Edge Dice Set

Shipping, Returns & Warranty

Free Shipping

4 - 8 Business Days. Free standard shipping with a purchase of $100 USD or more on all orders. Learn More.

Free Returns

If you're not satisfied with your purchase for any reason, we’ll be happy to provide a free return within 60 days of receipt. Refund policy exclusions apply. Learn More.

Lifetime Product Warranty

We warranty each and every Only Crits product to be free of imperfections and manufacturing defects, and we will provide new replacements for any product that is deemed unsatisfactory. Learn More.

Free Adventure & Discord

Your purchase includes a free .PDF adventure from Only Crits, delivered automatically with any purchase.

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Kickstarted in August 2024

In August 2024, 1,044 backers funded Fuck Dice for $97,930 CAD and hit almost every stretch goal. We delivered the full campaign in under three months, making it our quickest‑fulfilled Kickstarter yet.

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  • 🛡️ Lifetime Product Warranty

    Every product is backed by a lifetime warranty against defects, damage, or manufacturing issues.

  • 🔄 60-Day Free Returns

    Not satisfied? We offer hassle-free returns within 60 days no questions asked, no risk to you.

  • ℹ️ 24/7 Customer Support

    Need help? Our support team is available around the clock to answer questions and solve issues.

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Close up Bog Hag Fuck Me D20 with green resin and red metallic ink

A Critical Failure

The session’s about to start, but there aren’t enough dice sets at the table. Players are passing sets back and forth, trying not to slow things down.

When combat starts, it only gets worse. Low-contrast numbers make rolls hard to read, and someone’s stuck Googling a dice roller on their phone.

Close up of Nocturne Whiskers Fuck You D20 with black cat graphics and gold numbers for DnD

The Critical Success

We believe dice should never slow the story down, which is why we make sure every player can have their own set, every number is clear, and no one’s stuck using a phone to roll.

  • 🔎 They're Easy to Read

    We design every set with readability in mind, clean numbers, high contrast, no squinting required.

  • 💎 They're Balanced

    We test every set to roll fair and feel great at the table. (I swear they dont roll Only Crits)

  • 📫 They're Insured

    We've delivered over 45,000+ orders to TTRPG players around the world. All packages are insured.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What if I don’t like my dice?

Try them out. If you’re not 100% happy, return them within 60 days, we’ll cover it.

How do I get my free adventure?

It’s sent automatically after checkout. You’ll also find a link in your confirmation email.

How long will my dice take to arrive?

Orders ship in 2–5 business days and usually arrive within 4–10 business days.

Will the dice look as good as the photos?

We photograph every set in natural light with zero filters. What you see is exactly what arrives at your door. If it’s not a critical hit, let us know and we’ll make it right.

What if something arrives broken or wrong?

Every order is protected by our shipping insurance. If your dice go missing or arrive damaged, it is not your problem. It is ours. Just email us and we will issue a full refund or a free replacement immediately. The choice is yours.

What Our Customers Say...

  • Smiling Bob World Builder with glasses and a green cap standing in a forest, wearing a backpack

    Bob World Builder

    "Through sponsorships and even producing my own custom dice set, I've been a happy partner of Only Crits for almost two years now."

  • Cartoon-style avatar of Blaien Simple, a red-haired character in a white uniform with a police hat, pointing with a green bird on their finger

    Blaine Simple

    "Only Crits has been making uniquely stunning tabletop products for years."
    Created Blaine Simple's Kickstarter dice set.

  • NoNat1s smiling while holding colorful D&D dice in his hand, wearing a black cap and flannel shirt

    NoNat1s

    "Our experience with Only Crits have shown us their dedication to quality products, iterative design and their attention to detail."

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