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Nocturne Whiskers F*ck Me Dice Set

Nocturne Whiskers F*ck Me Dice Set

Round two. Our second F*ck dice Kickstarter campaign brings fresh sharp edge designs to the table, same filthy mechanic, new colors to swear by.

  • D20 swaps the 1 and 20 for filthier words
  • Precision sharp edge resin in new campaign colors
  • The latest F*ck dice generation, ships in a premium box
$24.00
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Description

Nocture Whiskers is an 8 piece sharp edge resin dice set with F*CK ME / F*CK YOU or F*CK / YEET D20 options, ideal for adult DnD & TTRPG sessions.

Each 8-piece dice collection includes an Exquisite Only Crits Box.

Each 1D20 includes a 1 "F*CK ME / F*CK YOU" D20 or 1 "F*CK / YEET" D20

Shipping & Lifetime Warranty

Insured Shipping. Free shipping on all orders over $100.

Lifetime Warranty. Every set carries our lifetime warranty against defects.

60-Day Free Returns. Not in love with your set? Send it back free within 60 days.

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Nocturne Whiskers F*ck Me Dice Set

Regular price $70.00
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F*ck Me 2.0

The second Only Crits F*ck Dice Kickstarter. Turn your Natural 1 into a Natural 'F*ck Me' and your Natural 20 into a Natural 'F*ck You'

  • 8-piece sets: roll with advantage.
  • Cursed D20s: express your dark side.
  • New designs: brand new sharp edge designs
698Backers
$83,582CAD Raised
2ndF*ck Kickstarter
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F*CK DICE 3.0

Glass & Gemstone Edition

The third campaign expanded past sharp edge resin into Glass & Gemstone dice. It also introduced the Zero / Hero phrase.

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Closeup of D20 showing Fuck Me face from Dragon Eye Blue Fuck Me Sharp Edge Dice Set

F*CK DICE 2.0

New Sharp Edge Dice Sets

The second campaign stayed sharp edge only, with a newer, more modern set of designs than 1.0. Turn your Natural 1 into a Natural 'Fuck Me' and your Natural 20 into a Natural 'Fuck You'

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Close-up of Nimbus Noir F*ck Me sharp edge D20 with black smoke resin and gold numbers

F*CK DICE 1.0

The Original

The original F*ck Dice Kickstarter campaign. Turn your Natural 1 into a Natural 'Fuck Me' and your Natural 20 into a Natural 'Fuck You'

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Quality Promise

Crafted for the table

Easy to read

Clean numbers and high contrast on every face, no squinting required.

Perfectly balanced

We test every set to roll fair and feel great in the hand.

Fully insured

Every order ships insured, worldwide, with a lifetime warranty behind it.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What if I don’t like my dice?

Try them out. If you’re not 100% happy, return them within 60 days, we’ll cover it.

How do I get my free adventure?

It’s sent automatically after checkout. You’ll also find a link in your confirmation email.

How long will my dice take to arrive?

Orders ship in 2–5 business days and usually arrive within 4–10 business days.

Will the dice look as good as the photos?

We photograph every set in natural light with zero filters. What you see is exactly what arrives at your door. If it’s not a critical hit, let us know and we’ll make it right.

What if something arrives broken or wrong?

Every order is protected by our shipping insurance. If your dice go missing or arrive damaged, it is not your problem. It is ours. Just email us and we will issue a full refund or a free replacement immediately. The choice is yours.

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