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Azure Abyss F*ck Me Dice Set

Azure Abyss F*ck Me Dice Set

The originals. Born from our first F*ck dice Kickstarter campaign, the sharp edge sets that started the whole foul-mouthed tradition.

  • D20 swaps the 1 and 20 for filthier words
  • Precision sharp edge resin, full 8-piece sets
  • The original campaign line, ships in a premium box
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Each 8-piece dice collection includes an Exquisite Only Crits Box.

Each 1D20 includes a 1 "F*CK ME / F*CK YOU" D20 or 1 "F*CK / YEET" D20

Azure Abyss - F*ck Me Sharp Edge Dice Set

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Azure Abyss F*ck Me Dice Set

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.7 / 5 from 3 reviews.

Customer photo review of Azure Abyss - F*ck Me Sharp Edge Dice Set

The dice set was beautiful, the birthday guy loved it and it was really a special gift for a DnD Lover. Can and will recommend.

Janina K. 5/5 Verified

Azure Abyss - F*ck Me Sharp Edge Dice Set

Store owner replied: Thanks so much, Janina! We’re really glad the birthday gift was a hit—sounds like you picked a winner. Appreciate the recommendation and the love! 💙

These dice look beautiful! The look I was aiming for was the Pack-A-Punch weapon skin from Origins in Call of Duty Zombies, & these dice are pretty spot on!

John M. 5/5 Verified

Azure Abyss F*ck Me Dice Set

Store owner replied: Thanks so much! Love that the Azure Abyss F*ck Me Dice Set nailed the Pack-A-Punch look you were going for. Now they just need to roll as deadly as one! 🎲

cool dice, I like how it looks over a bright light

Kelsey H. 4/5 Verified

Azure Abyss - F*ck Me Sharp Edge Dice Set

Store owner replied: Thanks, Kelsey! We love that you're enjoying the way Azure Abyss lights up, those layered colors really come to life under a bright glow. Hope they keep shining bright in every session!

F*ck Me 1.0

Turn your Natural 1 into a Natural 'F*ck Me' and your Natural 20 into a Natural 'F*ck You'

  • 8-piece sets: roll with advantage.
  • Cursed D20s: express your dark side.
  • Easy to read: high contrast, no squinting.
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$97,930CAD Raised
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F*CK DICE 3.0

Glass & Gemstone Edition

The third campaign expanded past sharp edge resin into Glass & Gemstone dice. It also introduced the Zero / Hero phrase.

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F*CK DICE 2.0

New Sharp Edge Dice Sets

The second campaign stayed sharp edge only, with a newer, more modern set of designs than 1.0. Turn your Natural 1 into a Natural 'Fuck Me' and your Natural 20 into a Natural 'Fuck You'

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F*CK DICE 1.0

The Original

The original F*ck Dice Kickstarter campaign. Turn your Natural 1 into a Natural 'Fuck Me' and your Natural 20 into a Natural 'Fuck You'

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Quality Promise

Crafted for the table

Easy to read

Clean numbers and high contrast on every face, no squinting required.

Perfectly balanced

We test every set to roll fair and feel great in the hand.

Fully insured

Every order ships insured, worldwide, with a lifetime warranty behind it.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What if I don’t like my dice?

Try them out. If you’re not 100% happy, return them within 60 days, we’ll cover it.

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It’s sent automatically after checkout. You’ll also find a link in your confirmation email.

How long will my dice take to arrive?

Orders ship in 2–5 business days and usually arrive within 4–10 business days.

Will the dice look as good as the photos?

We photograph every set in natural light with zero filters. What you see is exactly what arrives at your door. If it’s not a critical hit, let us know and we’ll make it right.

What if something arrives broken or wrong?

Every order is protected by our shipping insurance. If your dice go missing or arrive damaged, it is not your problem. It is ours. Just email us and we will issue a full refund or a free replacement immediately. The choice is yours.

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